Blue Q
Shop a huge selection of hilariously fun, witty and sometimes flat out rude gift items from Blue Q. Crack up at their funny socks for men and women, cook up a storm with witty oven mitts, aprons and dish towels, sanitize with hilarious hand sanitizer and then sooth those dry hands with natural hand cream for all you delicate f-ing flowers. Shop fun products and each purchase supports charities like Doctors Without Borders.
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Let this be a warning that if Mommy IS a bitch, it's entirely your fault and not at all a result of her skipping breakfast. Made from 95% post consumer...
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Blue Q Don't Make Mommy Be a Bitch Coin Purse
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When you're old enough to finally understand what "adulting" really is, they make you swear to never tell.
Men's shoe size 7-12.
71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q Just Gonna What The Fuck My Way Through This Shit Men's Crew Socks
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You don't have to actually wrestle a gator, though. Usually just running with scissors will do the trick.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
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Blue Q Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Women's Crew Socks
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Grab life by the gator today! And every day! Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.
39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.
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Blue Q Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family Sneaker Socks
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Blue Q Party's In The Kitchen Dish Towel
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You know, like one of those episodes of The French Chef when Julia Child drops a chicken on the floor and trills, "Never apologize!"
Super-insulated.
100% cotton.
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Blue Q Welcome To My Cooking Show! Oven Mitt
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I'm really into kitties and credit cards right now. Featuring real-life kids quotes! These authentic Swedish Dishcloths are practical, environmentally friendly and super-absorbent cleaner-uppers! Made from sustainably-harvested wood cellulose and scrap cotton...
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Blue Q Kitties And Credit Cards Swedish Dish Cloth
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You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG.
Men's shoe size 7-12.
49% combed cotton; 49% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q Yeah, I'm Old. Fuck you. Men's Crew Socks
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Blue Q I'll Fry Anything. And Then I'll Take Your Judgement And Fry That Shit Too Oven Mitt
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And don't you dare call him a Big Brewski Man.
Men's shoe size 7-12.
62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
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Big Brewski Boy Men's Crew Socks
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