{"title":"Scents Of Shame Candles","description":"A truly unique kind of candle that says it like it is and calls a spade a spade. Can you handle these candles? These hand poured candles are made locally in Alberta using a superior apricot coconut wax blend for a clean burn with a non-toxic crackling wooden wick. Each comes in it's own gift box that make these the best gift idea for anyone with a sense of humour!","products":[{"product_id":"calm-your-tits-candle","title":"Calm Your Tits Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Calm Your Tits Candle smells like passive with a shit ton of aggressive. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Velvet Peony \u0026amp; Oud - a\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e stunning rich warm fragrance with Damask Rose, smoky Oud Wood with a hint of Praline\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326012637273,"sku":"7672","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/calmyourtitscandle.jpg?v=1620675615"},{"product_id":"not-today-candle","title":"Not Today Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Not Today Candle smells like two words one finger. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Fresh Florals \u0026amp; Mahogany - g\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ereen, citrus and fruit top notes with floral notes of jasmine, rose and lily middle notes enhanced by sweet woody musky bottom notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326028726361,"sku":"7671","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/nottodaycandle.jpg?v=1620676960"},{"product_id":"the-fucking-candle","title":"The Fucking Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Fucking Candle smells like just another fucking candle. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Sandalwood, Citrus \u0026amp; Lily - c\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003elean and citrusy fresh top notes with middle notes of Lavender, Lily of the Valley \u0026amp; Jasmine, finished off with an added touch of  mossy, woody, musky and ambergris bottom notes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326031446105,"sku":"7673","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/thefuckingcandle.jpg?v=1620677275"},{"product_id":"day-drunk-candle","title":"Day Drunk Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Day Drunk Candle smells like bad decisions and regret. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Honey Bourbon - s\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eweet honey and rich bourbon with a slight fruity, spicy note settle into a subtle syrupy essence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326033379417,"sku":"7674","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/DayDrunkcandle.jpg?v=1620677391"},{"product_id":"dirty-mind-candle","title":"Dirty Mind Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Dirty Mind Candle smells like one million porn sites can't be wrong. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Sheer Vanilla \u0026amp; Orchid - \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003esoft florals take center stage as sweet vanilla and warm amber linger in the background.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326054514777,"sku":"7677","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/dirtymindcandle.jpg?v=1620680226"},{"product_id":"shit-show-candle","title":"Shit Show Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Show Candle smells like booze is the glue that holds it all together. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Coconut, Sea Salt \u0026amp; Amber - f\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eruity accents add to this sweet blend of creamed coconut and sea salt. Layers of musk and sugared vanilla blend with amber for lingering sweetness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326061461593,"sku":"7676","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/shitshowcandle.jpg?v=1620680822"},{"product_id":"blow-me-candle","title":"Blow Me Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Blow Me Candle smells like intimidation and sarcasm. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! Each Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Coconut, Sea Salt \u0026amp; Amber - f\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eruity accents add to this sweet blend of creamed coconut and sea salt. Layers of musk and sugared vanilla blend with amber for lingering sweetness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326066540633,"sku":"7679","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/blowmecandle.jpg?v=1620681000"},{"product_id":"chicks-before-dicks-candle","title":"Chicks Before Dicks Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Chicks Before Dicks Candle smells like loyalty, camaraderie, and no filter. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Cuban Tobacco \u0026amp; Oak - a\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eromatic vintage cologne notes lead into a heart of rich sweet tobacco, warm spices and a hint of cognac. Smokey woods of oak, ebony and incense combine with dark musk to complete this fragrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326071980121,"sku":"7682","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/chicksbeforedickscandle.jpg?v=1620681434"},{"product_id":"no-regrets-candle","title":"No Regrets Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe No Regrets Candle smells like great stories and possible jail time. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Calabrian Lemon \u0026amp; Lilac Leaves - \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrisp blend of citrus fruit combine with green and herbal notes for a refreshing rendition of a fresh spring breeze.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326074241113,"sku":"7678","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/noregretscandle.jpg?v=1620681582"},{"product_id":"hot-mess-candle","title":"Hot Mess Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hot Mess Candle smells like trouble never looked so damn fine. This large candle is made of apricot and coconut wax blend with a non-toxic wooden wick that gives you a clean burn time of approximately 70-80 hours! \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEach Scents of Shame candle is hand poured in Alberta and packaged with care in a coordinating gift box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eActual scent: Gilded Rose \u0026amp; Spruce - a \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003esophisticated composition of flower gardens and majestic trees.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize: 15 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRules:\u003c\/span\u003e we don't like to follow rules, but sometimes they are necessary!\u003cbr\u003e - first burn:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e keep the candle burning for approx. 2 hours or until the melt pool has reached the sides of the container (this ensures a consistent burn going forward)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - don't burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e - gently tap off any excess charcoal bits on the wick before lighting for subsequent burns\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Scents of Shame","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39326076829785,"sku":"7683","price":39.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/2376\/1753\/products\/hotmesscandle.jpg?v=1620681677"},{"product_id":"boss-babe-candle","title":"Boss Babe Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Boss Babe Candle smells like someone works harder than an ugly stripper. 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