Blue Q
Shop a huge selection of hilariously fun, witty and sometimes flat out rude gift items from Blue Q. Crack up at their funny socks for men and women, cook up a storm with witty oven mitts, aprons and dish towels, sanitize with hilarious hand sanitizer and then sooth those dry hands with natural hand cream for all you delicate f-ing flowers. Shop fun products and each purchase supports charities like Doctors Without Borders.
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I'm not going to get into specifics here. If you know, you know. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. 39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3%...
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Blue Q Still Recovering From Middle School Sneaker Socks
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We had such energy... such enthusiasm... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over.
Super-insulated.
100% cotton.
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Blue Q 5PM I Love Cooking 7PM Fuck This Oven Mitt
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Depending on how crafty you are, this could also be your protest skirt or protest headwrap or protest apron! But first and foremost, it is a protest dish towel. 28"h...
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This Is My Protest Dish Towel
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Buy now and get the Holy Shit at NO EXTRA COST!
Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.
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Now With More Holy Shit Apron
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The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are endless. Made from...
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Beer Me. And You Know What? Beer You, My Friend Apron
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Hit the deck! Oh ... nevermind, false alarm. It was just dad sneezing again.
Men's shoe size 7-12.
54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q Really Loud Sneezer Men's Crew Socks
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In case it wasn't obvious enough just how delightful I actually am, I just wanted to make sure you knew. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2%...
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Blue Q Pretty Fucking Delightful Women's Crew Socks
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You've done it! You made it, you got there, now it's time to enjoy yourself.
Women's shoe size 5-10.
58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q Being Retired Is The Best Shit Ever Women's Crew Socks
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